I obtained some "dating advice" from the back of my Cracker Jack box, this morning-it tells me I should talk about my hobbies.. Let's see...I like fettucini... wait, not a hobby. I'm "nice", have a great personality/sense of humor, am warm, caring, and I like partying, going out, shopping, bubble baths, candlelight dinners, strolls in the park, walking barefoot in the sand, cuddling next to a warm campfire, picnics at the beach, hot tubs, slow dancing, back rubs, breakfast in bed, heart-shaped chocolates, watching sunsets, long walks on the beach with a bottle of wine, preferably a good year, such as August, and crying("sensitive"), like Alan Alda of "MASH." I was recently voted Time Magazine's "Sensitive Man of the Year." I also kayak, mountain climb, scuba dive, fight pygmies in central Africa.....and all that jazz. I am currently employed as a lifeguard at an automatic car wash.

I "hate life," am looking for someone else's "soulmate," and I also like sarcasm.